Author, Narrator & Farmer
Catherine Friend was happy being an author and
writing instructor. She always wore clean clothes. She
never had anything disagreeable stuck to the bottom of
her shoes. That all changed the day she agreed to help
her partner Melissa fulfill Melissa’s lifelong ambition to
farm in Minnesota. Catherine and Melissa embark on a
rural odyssey filled with sheep, goats, chickens, llamas,
and a host of other natural disasters. As it turns out,
farming isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Hit by a Farm is a coming-of-(middle)-age story of a
woman trying to close the divide between who she
wants to be and who she really is. After helping
Melissa realize her dream, Catherine eventually finds a
way to recapture her own in this unforgettable crash
course in living off-and living with-the land.
“A sweet and funny book in the classic
‘Hardy Girls Go Farming’ genre,
elegantly told, from the first two
pages, which are particularly riveting
for the male reader, through the
astonishing revelation that chickens
have belly-buttons and on to the end,
which comes much too soon. It has
dogs, sheep, a pickup truck, women’s
underwear, electric fences, the works.”
GARRISON KEILLOR
$29.95
Farms have fences, People have boundaries. Mine began
crumbling the day I knelt behind a male sheep, reached
between his legs, and squeezed his testicles...Janet, the
instructor of this course on raising sheep, had indicated it
was my turn. “Grab his testicles here, around the widest
part.” Wincing, I reached between the ram’s back legs with
my thumb and forefinger. “Don’t pinch him,” Janet cried.
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Catherine Friend
Catherine talks about “A Pirate’s Heart”
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Catherine in the recording booth
Introduction
“American Gothic” Make-over
Family Support?
Small Town Life
Introduction
Emma’s opinion of relationships
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Emma’s overhears Randi’s phone call
Captain Tommy Farris sees the Maravillosa
for the first time.
Written & Narrated by Catherine Friend
Hit by a Farm
By Catherine Friend